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      The Illinois Enema Bandit

      Frank Zappa

      Album: Zappa In New York, CD1

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      Frank Zappa - The Illinois Enema Bandit Música y Letra

      The Illinois Enema Bandit
      I heard he's on the loose
      I heard he's on the loose
      Lord, the pitiful screams
      Of all them college-educated women . . .
      Boy, he'd just be tyin' 'em up
      (They'd be all bound down!)
      Just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla
      The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice
      He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla
      The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice
      
      [repeat]
      
      The Illinois Enema Bandit ! heard it on the news !
      I heard it on the news
      Bloomington Illinois ... he has caused some alarm
      Just sneakin' around there
      From farm to farm
      Got a rubberized bag
      And a hose on his arm
      Lookin' for some rustic co-ed rump
      That he just might wanna pump
      
      [repeat]
      
      The Illinois Enema Bandit
      Some day he'll have to pay
      Some day he'll have to pay
      The police will say, "You're under arrest!"
      And the judge would have him for a special guest
      The D.A. will order a secret test
      And stuff his pudgy little thumbs in the side of his vest
      Then they'll put out a call for the jury folks
      And the judge would say, "No poo-poo jokesl"
      Then they'll drag in the bandit for all to see,
      Saying "Don't nobody have no sympathy . . .
      HOT SOAPY WATER in the FIRST DEGREE!"
      And the Bandit might say, "Why is everbody always pickin' on me?"
      
      WELL DID YOU CAUSE THIS MISERY?
      WELL DID YOU CAUSE THIS MISERY?
      WELL DID YOU CAUSE THIS MISERY?
      One girl shout: "Let the Bandit be!"
      
      BANDIT ARE YOU GUILTY?
      TELL ME, WHAT'S YOUR PLEA?
      Another girl shout; "Let fhe friend go free!"
      
      ARE YOU GUILTY?
      BANDIT, DID YOU DO THESE DEEDS?
      "he Bandit say, "It must be just what they all needs . . "
      [etc. repeat]

      Frank Zappa - The Illinois Enema Bandit Música y Letra

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